Aaron Zeff, owner of Harv’s Metro Car Wash in Sacramento, recently had the scary experience of being visited by two dark-suited IRS agents.
According to Mr. Zeff, the agents demanded payment of delinquent taxes in a “very serious, very aggressive, very condescending” manner.
His crime? According to the agents, the grand total of delinquent taxes due:
4 cents.
That’s right—not enough to buy a candy bar or a piece of gum.
Perhaps mailing the bill would have been a better idea? At least a postage stamp would have only put the taxpayers forty cents or so in the red.
Instead, it cost taxpayers exponentially more than 4 cents to pay the gas for the trip over there—not to mention the salaries of the two agents.
Mr. Zeff took it all in stride, finding the entire situation laughable…that is, until he read the demand letter, informing him the interest and penalties on the unpaid debt had accrued to a whopping $202.81.
Allegedly, since the offending omission occurred in 2006, he apparently owed 5070 times four cents!
In his defense, Mr. Zeff produced a letter dated from October 2009 from the IRS which asserted that Harv’s Metro Car Wash “”has filed all required returns and addressed any balances due.”
In fact, prior to the incident in question, Mr. Zeff said no other notice of demand for payment was made by the government.
An IRS representative, when asked by local reporters, declined to comment, citing privacy and disclosure laws.
Mr. Zeff complained to reporters that the agents were not only rude, “they didn’t even get a car wash”.